Give a divorcee a hand…and a facial
In this movie scene, we revisit the benefits of living down the hall from a divorcee. The divorcee is Kristyna, who’s 43 and from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and the lucky bastard is Juan, who lives in the same building as Kristyna. Right next door, as a matter of fact. Juan is helping Kristyna with her groceries “Can I give you a couple of bucks for your help?” Kristyna says. “Don’t worry about it,” chivalrous Juan responds. “It’s been lonely since the divorce,” Kristyna says, “and being here without the kids, sometimes I need a little extra help.” “That’s what neighbors are for,” Juan answers. “Is that what they’re for?” Kristyna muses. “I did want to talk to you about one thing. It is a little embarrassing, to be honest. At night, sometimes, when you’re–I’m assuming alone in your apartment–I can hear you…you know, when you are doing your thing.” Wait a second here! Is Juan the loudest jacker ever? How loud can a person be when he’s jacking? Well…”It gets me a little turned on,” Kristyna admits. “When you are playing with yourself, I’m playing with myself.” Now that is the kind of come-on line you’d only hear from a SOCCER MOM divorcee. A younger angel? She’d play games for weeks, if not months, waiting for the dude to make his move. But here, Juan doesn’t got to make his move coz Kristyna knows what she wants, and now that her little admission is out of the way, she isn’t afraid to ask for it. Meaning Juan’s ramrod. The scene ends, by the way, with Juan shooting his deposit all over Kristyna‘s face. Wonder if anybody heard that down the hall!
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